Sunday, December 18, 2011

Top 10 things to say about a Christmas gift you don't like!

Totally quirky responses (just to make you laugh - you know I would always accept gifts in the spirit they are given):

Top Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like**

10. Hey! There's a gift!

9. Well,well,well...

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.

7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.

5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

4. I love it--but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

2. To think--I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

1. I really don't deserve this.

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5 comments:

  1. KathyDecember 18, 2011 at 3:17 PM

    LOL....funny! I will have to remember these this year :)

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  2. Jan RomesDecember 18, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    Lol, Kathy! I'm in a quirky mood & these fit perfectly :-))

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  3. Suzanne G. RogersDecember 18, 2011 at 8:14 PM

    Good ones. I especially love #7 and #4...and #1.

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  4. Jan RomesDecember 19, 2011 at 7:06 AM

    Suzanne, I agree! Those are a hoot :-)

    Thank you, :D

    Jan

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  5. Jolyse BarnettDecember 20, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    I especially like #4, Jan. Happy holidays. :)

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