Sunday, December 18, 2011

Top 10 things to say about a Christmas gift you don't like!

Totally quirky responses (just to make you laugh - you know I would always accept gifts in the spirit they are given):

Top Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like**

10. Hey! There's a gift!

9. Well,well,well...

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.

7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.

5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

4. I love it--but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

2. To think--I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

1. I really don't deserve this.


  1. LOL....funny! I will have to remember these this year :)

  2. Lol, Kathy! I'm in a quirky mood & these fit perfectly :-))

  3. Good ones. I especially love #7 and #4...and #1.

  4. Suzanne, I agree! Those are a hoot :-)

    Thank you, :D


  5. I especially like #4, Jan. Happy holidays. :)