Tuesday, January 10, 2017

♥ Merlot in Maine! ♥

And the witty saga of four women who met at a jewelry store cash-for-gold event and became best friends, continues in... 


MERLOT IN MAINE!






Suddenly single and in their forties, these four women had no clue how to survive the mental trauma of starting a new life. Elaina Samuels, Tawny Westerfield, Stephanie Mathews, and Grace Cordray's journeys to regain their footing began in book #1:  No Sweat Pants Allowed - Wine Club. They connected on a deeply personal level and had some fun. They even decided to move in together. Conflicts arose; so did a lot of laughs. Little by little their confidence grew and they realized they would be okay as long as they had each other. I don't want to say too much as to what situations they find themselves in because I hope you'll take a risk on the series and discover these four amazing characters.

In book #2: Sipping Sangria, Elaina, Tawny, Steph, and Grace learn more about themselves and each other. Their quirky personalities surprised even me, as they tried to move forward. While the fun is plentiful, so is the drama. Real life involves missteps, doubt, and pain. We all have to weather that stuff at some point. It's no different for these women. They've had their hearts broken and they're still on the mend. My wish is that you'll dive into this book to see how they're faring. 

Book #3 has arrived: Merlot in Maine! Here's the blurb: 

Sometimes the only way to truly start over is to move. That's exactly what Elaina Samuels and her unruly band of cohorts decided to do. Elaina, Tawny, Steph, and Grace bought a bed and breakfast in Maine. The trip from Cherry Ridge, Ohio to Portland is a wild and crazy ride, filled with things they never could have foreseen. In this adventure, there's laughter, tears, doubt, and a little danger thrown in to keep them on their toes. Will this relocation to the northeast be the key to real happiness? Or will it test their friendship to the breaking point?

This is my Wine and Sweat Pants series, so far. (There may be a book #4 in my future. We'll see.) I've had a blast connecting with these characters. I'll admit to shedding a few tears too. I've put these gals through a lot, yet they're stronger and feistier than ever. I've grown to love Elaina, Tawny, Steph, and Grace. If you read their stories, my wish is that you'll laugh with them, cry with them, and root for them as they continue to grow as women and friends.

To celebrate the release of Merlot in Maine, I'll be giving away some cool prizes. They're unusual prizes. The women in this series are unusual. It's only fitting that my giveaway prizes be unusual as well. All you have to do for a chance to win, is to leave a comment below. (Also, please tell me how I can contact you, should your name be drawn - for example, 'catch me on Twitter' or 'catch me on FB').   

On Friday, January 13th at noon (EST), I'll be drawing names for:



3 - $10 gift cards to Burger King

1 - package of microfiber cloths from the Norwex line of products (Includes an enviro cloth, window cloth, and a dusting mitt)

1 - Optic Scarf (or cloth) also in the Norwex line of products, for: cleaning eye wear, phones, computers, and cameras. (It has a handy-dandy clip, so you can secure it to your purse or case) 

Good luck to all who leave a comment!

Thanks for sharing in my joy and excitement for Merlot in Maine! 

Lots of love to all of you, 

~ Jan

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Sunday, January 8, 2017

Welcome, Marcia Carrington!

Today I have the pleasure of having author, Marcia Carrington, on my blog with a special post about writing a sequel.  

Welcome, Marcia! 


The Joy of Writing a Sequel

Marcia Carrington

Thank you so much, Jan, for the opportunity to discuss something I recently experienced whilst writing my latest release. In 2014 I released a short story entitled MAN ON A MOTORBIKE, which was about a young woman reminiscing about her marriage to her late husband, and how an encounter with a motorbike rider brought out her feelings and thoughts which had been dormant for several years.

In looking back at the inspiration for the story, the 1969 Peter Fonda film EASY RIDER was one of the things which I used as a starting point, as my book’s characters (like myself) loved the film, but my book deviated thereafter, as it concerned a newlywed couple. To be honest, in this case, like in many of my other books, I cannot say exactly where the romance of Linda and Clay originated, but I knew I wanted to create a short story with multiple flashbacks, and that contained a character who was a biker.





Being one of my personal favorite stories, with MAN ON A MOTORBIKE I always felt there was more that I could mine from the material of this first part, and this had gnawed away at me for quite a while. This first part was only 4,000 words, and I knew I wanted to explore the characters in a longer format at some stage in the future.

In 2015 I began to plan a sequel to the original story, entitled SILAS SAVAGE. Silas Savage is the name of the biker whom Linda, the story’s heroine, finally meets in this second part. Proceeding with a sequel was not daunting in any way, in fact, it felt like a liberating experience for me. To be able to delve deeper into the story, elaborating upon incidents in MAN ON A MOTORBIKE which I touched upon in the first part did make sense for me. There is always a sense of trepidation with the writing of every story, and I very much wanted it to be a worthy sequel to the first part weighed a little on me, but I was happy with the final result.





Apart from readers meeting the elusive Silas Savage at long last, his appearance in the first book being more of a cameo role, the opportunity to present Linda’s nouveau former mother-in-law, Azalea, was fun for me. In this case, I explored a plot issue I had briefly mentioned in book one, whereby Linda’s in-laws had largely abandoned her, and the impact this had on Linda was detailed in the second book. In a related point, I also expanded the role of Linda’s parents, Annette and Mac, who due to the length of the first book, were given limited exposure. In SILAS SAVAGE, their role is more of a subtle, gentle Greek chorus, in stark contrast to Azalea’s haughty shenanigans.

The joy of writing a sequel to MAN ON A MOTORBIKE not only gave me the chance to tie up its loose ends and plot points but also, bring the story to a close, intimating further adventures of the characters, thereby leaving something to the imagination for the reader to interpret as they wish. In a manner, the story is finished technically, but as in life, the characters do go on with their lives. My aim was that this was presented clearly, making readers use their own take on what happens after the book ends on their particular reading device. Here is an excerpt from SILAS SAVAGE from chapter one:

“Linda dear, where would you like to put this vase?” Annette asked, showing her daughter an ornament. Linda was packing some items into a carton, and turned towards her mother.
“Over here in this box mom,” Linda said, as Annette moved towards Linda. Carefully wrapping the vase in clear bubble wrap, and applying some sticky tape, Annette placed it gently into the box. Linda sighed deeply, and bit her lips. “It was Joshua’s very first artwork from school; he was so happy when he brought it home that day,” Linda said, looking at the item in remembrance. “He wanted to be an artist someday, but…” Linda’s voice trailed off, as Annette approached her daughter.

“Yes, I know, it’s very beautiful,” Annette said, keenly observing the flower vase which was painted in a bright red on the top, and blue on the bottom half. “He was a joyous boy, so giving, so much more mature than his age,” Annette said, tears beginning to fall from her eyes. Linda stroked the vase, her hand combing the glossy surface through the bubble wrap, and shook her head.

“I miss him so much mom, he was my little man after Clay died; always standing up for me, helping me how he could…” Linda said, breathing hard, and trying to compose herself as much as possible. It had been just a year since little Joshua was accidentally run over after leaving the school bus that rainy afternoon, but for Linda, it was as if it happened yesterday. The shrill sound of the ambulance sirens flooded her head, this noise one Linda could not remove from her mind for a long time.

“I know honey,” Annette said, taking Linda’s hands, as their eyes traveled to both Joshua and Clay’s gold-framed photos which were on the cabinet opposite. “We have our memories to comfort us, never forget that. What we experienced with them we will cherish in our hearts forever,” Annette said, as Linda entered her ready embrace, staying there for a few minutes. The house had been eerily empty for Linda since the passing of her two men, its silence becoming more rampant especially since Joshua’s death. Linda moved away from her mother, and peered into her comforting blue eyes.

“Thanks, mom.”

“For what honey?”

Linda sighed, and shook her head.

“For being here when I really need it, you know,” Linda said, as Annette smiled wistfully at her daughter, drying her tears with a tissue from her dress pocket.

“You don’t have to thank me, I really think it’s the best thing for you to come back with us…we need you at home,” Annette said, as Linda nodded. “We’re not as young as we used to be, and, certain things will just be easier with you around.”

“Same here mom,” Linda said, whooping in and hugging her mother again, who squealed in delight when the doorbell sounded, interrupting the serene atmosphere. Annette and Linda looked at each other in confusion. The chime of the doorbell again reverberated, indicating someone impatient was at the door.

“Expecting anyone honey?”

“No,” Linda said, eyes running everywhere.

“I can open to see,” Annette said, as Linda hummed her agreement.

“Thanks mom, I don’t feel like speaking to anyone,” Linda said, as Annette touched her daughter on the shoulder, brushing her cotton blouse, and moved over to the door. Annette’s mouth fell open when she saw who was on the other side of the security door.

Azalea,” Annette said, as Linda’s head jacked up abruptly, doing a double-take.

“So the mother-in-law is back,” Linda said, biting her lips, her heart pounding frantically.



Marcia has written other books as well:















From Jan:  I loved hearing about your books, Marcia, and enjoyed the excerpt. I'll have to investigate further (via Amazon). Thank you for being here today. You know I love reading and anything pertaining to writing, so please come back again and catch us up with regards to your latest project.  



Here's a short bio for Marcia: 


Marcia Carrington writes about the human condition, exploring what makes people tick, but in an upbeat and optimistic tone. She is an interested observer of popular culture, and fan of cinema from all eras and countries, especially from the 1930-1970s. Marcia is a long-time soap opera viewer, watching daytime, and night time serials from a very young age.

Marcia is also a food connoisseur, with a particular love of chocolate, and coffee. The morning coffee has always been a staple for Marcia, and something which she cannot do without. There is just something about the fresh aroma of coffee early in the morning, and anytime for that fact, which proves irresistible to her.



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Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Eternal optimist? Or annoying goody-two-shoes?

Wow! How is it possible that it's 2017? Didn't I just sit through a grueling tax appointment? Nope. That was last April. (Time flies when you're having fun; although, anyone who has fun at a tax appointment is wacky. Just saying.)

So it's a new year! A fresh start! It's already January 3rd, which means I have 362 days -- 8,688 hours -- to embrace and change things up a bit from what I did in 2016. In order to do something different, I need to rewind to what happened last year.



I was fortunate to attend a writer's conference in January in Fort Lauderdale, where I met some amazing people in person that I was friends with on Facebook and Twitter. After the conference, hubby and I boarded a cruise ship for the Caribbean Sea. Did I mention my happy places are the tropics and the campground? 

In February, I buckled down and finished writing I'd Rather Be Growing Grapes. It was published in March. 



In May, The Wild Rose Press published my book, Wild Goose Chase. It was the first book with them that was available in both e-book and print. Small achievement, but I was majorly happy. 




Camping season arrived in April and I was giddy. Being at the lake is a stress reliever. Even though the weather wasn't yet warm, we stayed in our camper. #WeAreDieHardCampers


(Graphic courtesy of Lisette Brodey)

Summer was unusually hot and dry; perfect for bombing around in our golf cart at the campground. We met a lot of nice people and reconnected with friends we'd made previous camping seasons. In the midst of all that joy, I decided to make No Sweat Pants Allowed - Wine Club into a series. In August, voila! Sipping Sangria (Book #2 in my Wine and Sweat Pants series) happened. 


   
Immediately afterward, I started book #3 in the series - Merlot in Maine. It will be published this month.

2016 was an incredible year! A busy year. A year of stepping out of my comfort zone by putting myself out there more; both with my writing career and personally. (I'm a bit of an introvert, although my social media presence would suggest otherwise) It was a year of epiphanies. What I thought was the most important goal to achieve in my career, didn't happen; which forced me to reassess my priorities - once I did, my stress level dropped. At the same time, on a deeply personal level I felt the need to impact the world around me. With that in mind, I braved the needle and donated blood twice. For some folks, that's no big deal - they do it all the time. For me, it was huge. I hate needles and I wasn't able to donate blood in the past because my iron was always low. I also tried to reduce my carbon footprint by making better choices and recycling everything that I could. There are more ways that I tried to make a difference but mentioning them would make me uncomfortable. I'm not vying for the goody-two-shoes award. I guess this blog post is more about reflection - how far I've come and where I'd like to go this year. 

On tap for the new year: More writing? Definitely. More camping? Heck yeah. I live for camping. (lol) More blood donations? (swallows hard and eyes that evil needle) Yep. I can do it. Another writer's conference? Not sure. Putting myself out there even more with other events? Count on it.  

If you'd like to see how I do in 2017, occasionally pop into my blog. Don't be afraid to leave a comment and tell me to get crackin'.

    (This meme is by an unknown author. I found it on Facebook and in no way assume ownership.)

Friday, November 18, 2016

Welcome, Annette Sharman!

Today I welcome an exciting author from across the Atlantic! It's my pleasure to introduce children's author and woman of many talents, Annette Sharman! 


Annette Sharman


A bit of history

Annette wrote a colourfully illustrated children's story book about a little girl called Hollie and her cat called Figgs. 

When Annette's daughter was unwell she wrote the story and asked her daughter to illustrate it. She had the idea that doing something fun and creative will help occupy her and build her confidence. She didn't plan to have the book published at that time. Annette is a psychiatric nurse by profession, but had to leave nursing due to ill health and to look after her daughter. 
Annette has always encouraged her children to read stories when they were young and would often make up magical bedtime stories. She took an online course in writing for children and set to work. Hollie and Figgs story is based on Annette's daughter Holly and her cat Tiggs. When Holly was unwell Tiggs became a comfort to her, `her world`. Holly benefited from drawing and colouring in the illustrations; they looked charming and the story came together really well. Annette then had the idea to get the book published to help her daughters confidence even more.A friend who is an illustrator offered to take Holly's drawings and make them into colourful, professional book illustrations without losing their charm. Annette had no idea how to go about getting a book published, but was determined to find out and get some funding that would make it possible. She registered on an online funding platform and managed to get all the funding she needed for the publication.





The story

In the story Hollie doesn't know that Figgs is magical and can talk at first although the reader gets an idea that Figgs is rather special. It is only when Hollie moves to a new school and cannot make new friends does Figgs come to her rescue as he doesn't like to see Hollie unhappy. He starts to talk to Hollie and takes her on a magical adventure to a land where she meets a princess who is also sad and lonely and Hollie helps her. Through all this Hollie is able to make a new friend at school. You will have to read the story to find out how that happens. It is a story with meaning and children will fall in love with the characters. It addresses issues children may face like moving to a new school, losing friendships and finding it hard to make new friends in a creative and imaginative way. It would make a delightful introduction to a classroom discussion on the themes I have mentioned.The wording, typography and images are suitable for ages 5-9 years.

Annette's Bio

Annette Sharman is a children's author from Leicester in the UK. She lives with her husband and two grown daughters and cat called Tiggs. Her family is the most important aspect of her life. Annette has a passion for art (painting). She attended Art College after she left school. Then she trained as a psychiatric nurse, and worked in the field of psychiatry for thirty years, and is now retired. She has a keen interest in complimentary therapies and strives to learn more about maintaining health through diet and positive thinking. In her twenties Annette co-wrote a paper for a psychodynamic journal and it was published. More recently Annette passed the Royal Horticulture Society Advanced Certificate in Horticulture. She loves to be creative whether in the garden, painting a picture or recently writing for children. In order to write the story of 'Holly and Figgs Magical Adventures' Annette took an online course in writing for children which she found invaluable. She enjoyed writing the story so much that she plans to make Hollie and Figgs into a series of stories. She is also working on the social media side of the project to help get young children involved and be more interactive. Annette plans to visit schools, take her cute plush characters Hollie and Figgs with her and read her stories to generate some meaningful discussion. 


The release date was Tuesday 15th November
To read about the story, hear Annette talking about the project, see a trailer and be able to purchase a book visit www.hollieandfiggs.co.uk
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You can also purchase the book from the publisher http://www.troubador.co.uk/
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Wednesday, November 16, 2016

The Little Blog that Could!

I confess that I'm not a consistent blogger. Occasionally I host a special guest or I write a snarky post. Perhaps in 2017 I'll be more active. With that said, I checked how many views I've had over the past few years... (drum roll)

100,210

To some folks, that might seem a piddly amount. To little ole me, it feels huge! ♥ That means over a 100,000 people took the time to peek at the content. (I'd do a cartwheel, but it wouldn't be pretty. Plus I'd break something - probably my clavicle. Why did I pick that particular body part? LOL People seldom say they broke their clavicle doing cartwheels. I like to be different.)




To celebrate this milestone (the blog views, not the clavicle thing) I'm going to give away three eBook copies of WILD GOOSE CHASE. Why that book, you ask? Because it's totally awesome! (Would I lie to you? Nope.) 





All you have to do to be entered into this amazing giveaway, is leave a comment below and a way to contact you if you win (email address). Your comment can be as short as 'hello' or as detailed as you want to make it. Your name will be put in a hat and the winners will be drawn on Friday morning 11/18/16 at 9:00 AM.

Until then, thank you for popping into my blog to help me celebrate this accomplishment.



Like this sunflower, I'm going to reach to the sky for inspiration to keep you coming back to the little blog that could! 

Love,

Jan



Monday, November 14, 2016

Effrosyni Moschoudi is here with The Amulet!

I'm pleased to have my friend, Effrosyni Moschoudi here from Athens, Greece with her newest release -- The Amulet -- a supernatural romantic comedy.





Welcome, Effrosyni! You must be excited about your newly published novel, The Amulet. Can you tell us what it's about?




Effrosyni:  First of all, thank you so much for inviting me to your blog. I am excited to be here! The Amulet is a romantic comedy with angels that is set on the enchanting Greek island of Sifnos. The story has romance, intrigue, humor, and a touch of drama - so a bit of everything really. I also made sure to tantalize my readers again by describing Greek dishes, like I often do in my books. One of my beta readers reported she had to put the book down at some point and go get something to eat!

Jan:  Can you share the blurb and a small excerpt?

Effrosyni:  I'd be happy to!

Blurb:


When Katie loses her Athens office job, a gypsy woman hands her an amulet for good luck. Next, she gets hired as a hotel receptionist on the Greek island of Sifnos and everything seems perfect, except for the overbearing hotel owner, Mrs. Matina. One of the guests, heart-stoppingly handsome Aggelos, keeps saving the day whenever Katie needs help. As she falls in love, she grows all the more intrigued by him and his quirky friends, including a little girl who keeps turning up on her own. Add a psychic, half-mad elderly woman into the mix and you're in for a few laughs. Things are not what they seem in this small, family hotel and get even more complicated when the gypsy woman shows up again. Will Katie ever work out that Aggelos is a guardian angel that came with the amulet? And if she does, will she be able to keep him? It may take a miracle. But on an island as magical as Sifnos, anything is possible!

Excerpt:

When Katie arrived back at Hotel Asimi the sun was slowly gliding towards the horizon against a pastel-coloured sky. She was strolling past the hotel's thatched umbrellas, making her way towards the entrance when her jaw dropped. Sitting on the bottom step was Aggelos. He was holding an orange juice carton, drinking through a straw thirstily. 
     Katie put her hands on her hips and gawked when she stopped to stand before him. 'Aggelos! How did you do that?'
     Aggelos beamed at her and pulled a long tendril of silky hair back from his brow. 'How did I do what?'
     'How did you get here before me? It was a good five kilometres out of Asimi where I left you. Did you hitch a ride?'
     Aggelos pointed at his feet. 'Yes. On those babies.' He chuckled and winked. 'I'm a fast walker.'
     'But...' She scratched her head. 'You can't be faster than the scooter I was on, surely.'
     Aggelos stood and scrunched up the carton, then hopped up the few steps to the bin. He tossed it inside and shrugged when he returned to her at the bottom of the steps. 'Nah, you've been gone ages. I bet you wandered around the village and lost track of time.'
     'I did buy an ice cream...and lingered at the village square for a while,' she mumbled.
     Aggelos tilted his head. 'See? Not Superman, after all.'
     'I never said you're Superman. But, I have noticed you tend to save the day.'
     Aggelos put up a finger. 'Now, that's a compliment and a half! Thank you, Katie.'
     Katie heard the sound of her name on his lips again and it made her knees weak. Earlier, when he was drinking his refreshment she couldn't take her eyes off his pouted lips around the straw. She'd tried to imagine there and then how it would feel to kiss them. Now, as he gazed at her, his wide smile exposing perfect pearly whites, she shifted her weight from foot to foot, wondering if she had it in her to ask him out. She decided it was too soon. After all, she'd never done this sort of thing before. As she contemplated all that, Aggelos was telling her about the beauty of the places he'd explored that day. She kept nodding and making the odd comment and, all the while, marveled at his perfectly sculpted features. 


Book trailer:

https://youtu.be/dhRxmNUwGjA




Jan:  Sounds delightful, Effrosyni! I understand you have a giveaway open at the moment for Team Effrosyni members. What is the team about? And can you tell us more about the giveaway? My readers are book lovers and they may want to enter. (By the way, Effrosynia, sweet cover art for The Amulet.)

Effrosyni:  Thanks, Jan. Team Effrosyni is my way of playing Santa with my fans! Anyone is welcome to join and it's all free. Every time I release a book, I'll be giving all the members a FREE advance reader's copy to read without any obligation.Members are also able to enter the occasional giveaways that are open exclusively to them. For the one I created to mark the launch of The Amulet, there are tote bags up for grabs as well as a bunch of six kindles set in Greece by authors I admire. 



Your readers are welcome to join Team Effrosyni. Once they do, they will be immediately taken to a screen that will disclose the giveaway link so they can enter. It's that simple, and there's still time to join! All details about Team Effrosyni are here:



I sent a FREE ARC copy of The Amulet to all team members before the launch. Any new members can grab the book off Amazon for only 99 cents. The book will remain at this bargain price while the giveaway is still running. 


Jan:  That's great! What plans do you have for the future? Any new books in the pipeline? 


Effrosyni:  I've decided to take time to work on my back list for a while before writing another novel. The Necklace of Goddess Athena has popular themes (mythology and family drama) for Greek readers and I want to try marketing it in my country too. I've started translating it into Greek and hope to finish it in 2017. I also plan to change the covers of my romance trilogy, The Lady of the Pier. Other than that, I intend to write a couple of short non-fiction books, but it's still too early to say more about that. On the subject of novels, I have ideas for a couple more standalone stories with angel characters from The Amulet brewing in my head. 


Jan: It's been a pleasure, Effrosyni. You're welcome to visit my blog anytime.


ABOUT THE AUTHOR


Effrosyni Moschoudi was born and raised in Athens, Greece. As a child, she loved to sit alone in her garden scribbling rhymes about flowers, butterflies, and ants. Today, she writes novels with Greek lovers in mind. She lives in a quaint seaside town near Athens with her husband Andy and a naughty cat called Felix.

Effrosyni is a proud member of the writer's groups eNovel Authors at Work, ASMSG, and the Fantasy & SciFi Network. Visit her website for free excerpts, book trailers, and to join her team of loyal readers that enjoy exclusive benefits:




On her secondary blog, she shares her favorite Greek meals with the world. Visit at your own peril. It will make you very hungry!



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Saturday, October 8, 2016

I'll be your write-in candidate for POTUS!

I had an epiphany this morning! (Possibly fueled by too much coffee and miniature chocolate donuts)

Given the anarchy of this presidential election I've decided to toss my sneaker (since I don't wear hats) into the race as a write-in candidate. "Isn't it too late?" Nope. Forty-three states allow write-ins. With that said, I'm running as a Happy-Ever-After candidate. I'm highly qualified! (see below)

* I can balance a checkbook to the penny (could be an OCD thing).

* I can be bossy (ask my kids).

* Would the mainstream media find skeletons in my closet? (Duh. They'd also find frumpy, outdated clothes and possibly a dust bunny or two. I'd hand them a Swiffer. *Don't give me that look. I know how to delegate.)

* I'm not high maintenance. I'd be waiting on The White House staff instead of them waiting on me. "Can I freshen your coffee? Would you like more noodles?" I'm a mom, grandmother, mother-in-law; it comes with the territory. (Did I mention I love noodles?) 

* I'd help small businesses succeed by hosting book signings (yes, I had to slide that in there), Tupperware parties, Origami Owl, Norwex, Paparazzi jewelry, Thirty-One, etc, instead of State Dinners. (Or I could host one of those parties in conjunction with a State Dinner. Foreign diplomats would snap that stuff up. It's a win-win!)

* I'd help big businesses succeed too. I'd give tax incentives only if they allowed their employees to hold book signings, Tupperware, Origami Owl, etc. parties during their breaks. Big/Small helping each other. Fail proof plan.

* In my first hundred days, I'd boost pay for military members, first-responders, and teachers. There are a lot more folks who need a raise too. (Send me an email. I'll see what I can do)

* Great at multi-tasking. I can talk to leaders of other countries while I straighten things in the Oval Office, work on my next novel, and figure out what I'd like the White House chef to fix for dinner (noodles). 

* I stink at big city driving so Air Force One and Limo-One would come in handy. I'd tip the pilot/driver big. Wait. Presidents don't normally carry cash. (I'd break tradition and have money on hand - in the presidential purse I bought during one of those small business parties at a State Dinner. Are you starting to see a pattern?)

* Great at resolving conflict. (I'm not afraid to give anyone a time-out. Ask my kids/grandkids. *sheepish grin*)

* Not afraid to show my human side. Yep, I'm a crier. (Don't mistake my tears for weakness. I can be a bobcat when necessary. Again, ask my kids)

* With me, happy-ever-after is guaranteed.



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