Awesome cover for THE GIFT OF GRAY - to be released 5/23/12

Just received the cover for my novel, THE GIFT OF GRAY!! (cover artist: Kim Mendoza -- she rocks!!)

Top 10 things to say about a Christmas gift you don't like!

Totally quirky responses (just to make you laugh - you know I would always accept gifts in the spirit they are given):

Top Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like**

10. Hey! There's a gift!

9. Well,well,well...

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.

7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.

5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

4. I love it--but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

2. To think--I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

1. I really don't deserve this.

- Author Unknown

Recipe for Cheese-n-Chili's

Cheese & Chili's:

Use 9" pan. Heat oven to 350 degrees.

Ingredients:

2 - 4 ounce cans green chili's
2 - eggs
2 - tablespoons milk
8 ounces of grated mild cheddar cheese

Place chili's on bottom of pan. Mix eggs & milk, pour over chili's. Top with cheese.
Bake 30 minutes.

Serve warm with Triscuits (or any cracker of your choice)